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Oct 20 2005

make your tits sing, literally…

well mp3 players are getting continually smaller revision after revision, release after release. mine a third generation ipod will easily fit in my jacket pocket, or under the flotsam and jetsam in my backpack. but if that’s too cumbersome there are stories of a new storage device for your music storage device - your boobies, […]

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Sep 28 2005

squid porn - the eight legged ugly bumping machine

Published by superfunkomatic under humour

just when you think you’ve seen it all…
and i quote
“having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask”
unfortunately it’s about squid, as much as it really sounds like something […]

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Sep 15 2005

Why Cedarglen Homes Sucks

Published by superfunkomatic under general rants, humour

(Update Sept 27) - Check out a local news report and video interview CFCNplus Interview with Leah Williams-Doherty - Consumer Advocate
i have a friend from past employment, Jeff Mottle (his last name is important in the context of the story), owner of cgarchitect.com who has recently purchased a house. he chose to build a house […]

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Sep 13 2005

business lingo

Published by superfunkomatic under general rants, humour

years and years of meetings in an office environment and i still cringe when i hear the following -
“we’ll use a two-pronged approach”
“we’re really working outside the box on this one”
“when the rubber hits the road…”
“it’s all about shifting paradigms”
“getting our ducks in a row”
ugh, sentence after sentence goes by in these meetings full […]

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Aug 30 2005

you can quote me on that

i’ve found a fascinating side-project of the wikipedia project. for the uninitiated, wikipedia is an online encyclopedia completely open to contribution by users of the internet, a collaborative encyclopedia if you will.
i’ve always been fascinated by “famous” people’s quotes. now, wiki has wikiquote a compendium of quotes that is searchable and once again contributed by […]

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