Superfunkomatic - Observations of the Socially Inept

normally i don’t forward jokes, but can’t resist on this one.
The Horth Withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if […]

okay pervs, get your mind out of the gutter.
a proponent for the national rifle association and a nay-sayer on gun control accidentally shoots one of his mates hunting. dick cheney shoots someone as they flush out game on a hunting trip.
this one speaks for itself. weapons in the hands of a mental midget. funny that […]

stumbled upon this about a “mommy disease”. ick, eew, odd opinion. mommy’s internal conflicts with being a sex goddess, a mom, a care-giver and the remover of all that is masculine from their husbands, or morphing into a mother-like figure for their mate - double plus plus yuck. interesting article, i especially love one […]

love the word “gaylord” - still makes me smile/laugh/chuckle/chortle - not as a slight to gay people, who i have the utmost respect for but rather to a rube, idiot, half-wit, snapperhead. it just has a ring to it, and well, it sounds so childish it’s still funny, to me anyway.
“ass-clown” comes to mind as […]

well mp3 players are getting continually smaller revision after revision, release after release. mine a third generation ipod will easily fit in my jacket pocket, or under the flotsam and jetsam in my backpack. but if that’s too cumbersome there are stories of a new storage device for your music storage device - your boobies, […]