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May 17 2007

baby you can wash my car

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yes, i think you’ll be a star – cue the beatles. okay, i’m surprised it’s taken this long to have porn introduced into something that otherwise is an unexciting event – washing the car. pull in, pay the money and whoa! naked ladies, or perhaps men if that primes your pump. you can go to [...]

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Oct 31 2006

a nice day for a riot

Published by under general rants,humour

in my gender history class we got off on a strange tangent about civil disobedience and the weather. the general theory is that riots, public uprisings and most successful attempts at war occur on ‘nice’ days – weather-wise that is. apparently a lot of these events are called off due to poor weather. there has [...]

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Apr 05 2006

The Horth Withperer

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normally i don’t forward jokes, but can’t resist on this one. The Horth Withperer Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.” So, the midget shows up, [...]

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Feb 13 2006

get shot by a dick, not what you think

okay pervs, get your mind out of the gutter. a proponent for the national rifle association and a nay-sayer on gun control accidentally shoots one of his mates hunting. dick cheney shoots someone as they flush out game on a hunting trip. this one speaks for itself. weapons in the hands of a mental midget. [...]

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Nov 22 2005

demasculation – couldn’t have said it better myself

stumbled upon this about a “mommy disease”. ick, eew, odd opinion. mommy’s internal conflicts with being a sex goddess, a mom, a care-giver and the remover of all that is masculine from their husbands, or morphing into a mother-like figure for their mate – double plus plus yuck. interesting article, i especially love one passage [...]

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