Superfunkomatic – Observations of the Socially Inept

so i’m in my truck, returning from a trip to the landfill (oh, the excitement that is my life).  i pay the fee for the dumping of my oil and garbage and begin to fasten my seatbelt and drive away. as i pull the strap over my shoulder and lean back in the seat i feel a sharp burning pain in my back, one i hadn’t experienced before.

bastard! a wasp was on my shirt and as i leaned back i guess i pissed him off, so he stung me. not the most painful feeling, strange and left a big welt on my back, but i’ll live.

i’ve never been stung before, except maybe financially, so it came as a shock that finally after 1/2 a lifetime one of nature’s little creatures finally decided it was time for me to pay my dues.

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