Superfunkomatic – Observations of the Socially Inept

well, it’s been exactly one day without a bug for the new microsoft vista operating system.
get your bets in, i’m gonna put on money on two weeks, two weeks until someone finds a serious security flaw in the software.
you just know that if someone says “it’s the most secure version of windows yet” that the [...]

finally got the intestinal fortitude to start working out again. i’ve been sloth-like for several years now. a motorcycle injury that never healed (broken knee cap and torn ligaments) and another leg with equal if not more complete damage (all ligaments torn) has kept me from running (which i love) and most activities in general.
if [...]

as biggie smalls says – “mo’ money, mo’ problems”. while not a literary genius, his words are certainly applicable to the growth of calgary.
mo’ money – big oil money has created an enormous boom in wealth, and in population of the city. mo’ money bring mo’ people, which in turn brings mo’ pollution.
honestly, i never [...]

an instructor had a funny quip in class the other day. a blackboard full of chalk, uncleaned and unprepared for the next class. jokingly he asked if one of the 80+ students would like to clean it for him. not surprisingly, no one volunteered.
when we’re small we’ll literally come to fisticuffs with those around us [...]

i figured by the time adults, or should i say ‘adults’, were in university they’d be over the whole writing on wall thing. it’s appalling to think that a grown person still feels they need to colour and draw on walls.
and it’s not even so much the pedantic need to colour but the content is [...]