Apr 27 2006
funny how in only a few weeks time GW Bush has added a new term to the english lexicon - “the decider”, in reference to whether Donald Rumsfeld should get the boot. “No. I am the decider”.
We’ll a writer for the NY Times online has an article about the decider in the context of a […]
Apr 25 2006
when climbing a ladder you’ll notice a little sticker or message saying don’t stand on the topmost step - “this is not a step”. well, i ignored that advice from the manufacturer. stood on the last step. slipped on last step while balancing precariously in the attic. began to fall out of the attic. grabbed […]
Apr 05 2006
normally i don’t forward jokes, but can’t resist on this one.
The Horth Withperer
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks “How will I recognize him?”
“That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if […]
Apr 04 2006
well, i’d had enough of looking at the crappy old vinyl siding on the front of the house. i know that in the 70s and 80s it was a fashionable thing to do - dress up the house with vinyl siding. well, it sure as hell isn’t fashionable anymore. it was an eyesore, one which […]