Aug 23 2005
malodorous
zoinks. ever have a conversation and, mid-conservation - sniff, sniff - OMG. gulp, hold internal nose membrane closed with all your might. keep talking, don’t let on something is wrong.
damn, BO - body odour. ick. enough to curl your eyelashes and set the throat into the gag reflex.
sorry, but, you’ve gotta be able to smell that. run to the washroom. use soap, detergent anything but make an effort to at least hide it. i know you can smell it too. don’t get closer, don’t invade the magic three foot perimeter - stay out.
is there really a nice way to say - “dude, you fucking stink - outta my face”?
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Look around, say, “Do you smell that? Eeesh! Someone needs to shower!”
Hey, I guess I didn’t have a link to you? Eh? I must be dumb.
You’re blogrolled now. So, yea, I don’t know.