Superfunkomatic - Observations of the Socially Inept

okay this is the ridiculous approaching the sublime…
parents in the US, and presumably Canada (although there have been no similar reports i’ve seen), upset over the sexually explicit content in a popular video game.
now i’m not a genius (i’ve claimed this in several postings in the past) but what part of “grand theft auto” did […]

i missed a call on my cellphone the other day, and lo and behold, it was literally the word of god. here’s the message -
“superfunk, i just wanted to call because we’re touching base with all the
people who don’t believe in me. i’d like to present my case for why
i, as a higher power, […]

the nhlpa and nhl have come to a tentative agreement which gets the ball rolling for a 2005-2006 hockey season. one would think that canadians would be overjoyed to hear hockey is going to be played again this year. this canadian however, is not in that boat.
frankly, it’s going to take quite a while to […]

i’ve had a frightening revelation at work - as you age it must get exponentially harder to hit the target. when i say hitting the target i mean ability to get your urine from your penis into the urinal. apparently it’s exponentially more difficult judging by the amount of piss that is on our bathroom […]

i don’t know how many times i’ve had near-death experiences walking, driving or being on my motorcycle due to the fact that some tool is driving while talking on their cellphone. seems obvious to me that the two don’t mix, but for those that need proof - Read on