Jun 18 2008

irony…

Published by superfunkomatic under general rants, humour

how’s this for irony….

i’m riding home a few nights ago following along behind a little honda sedan. i noticed that the car was equipped with a GPS unit on the front windshield. as i’m following along i notice it is giving arrows and commands for the route the driver is supposed to follow.

even with a big flashing arrow, and likely voice commands, to tell the driver to turn - they missed the exit!

lost even with a GPS.

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Jun 11 2008

Ed Stelmach vs. Stephen Colbert

Published by superfunkomatic under general rants

this is absolutely priceless, not only does Stephen Colbert mock our love of the HNIC theme song, he also pokes fun at our monkey-boy premier, Ed Stelmach.

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May 19 2008

dramatic display of the value of a motorcycle helmet…

i think this leaves little doubt about the protection offered by a quality motorcycle helmet (although my portugese is not so hot). can’t believe anyone would want to let any part of their face or skull absorb the impact of a fall or accident.

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May 16 2008

the icefields loop

Published by superfunkomatic under motorcycles

Just past the Bow Glacier on the Columbia Icefields Parkway.

The ‘Deets’

Ride Distance: 636 kilometres
Max. Temp: 26 celcius
Min. Temp: 10 celcius
Time: begin 10am - return 5:30pm (stop for lunch, pee and gas - otherwise, ride like a demon!)

wow! what a gorgeous day today. i had the day off, so i decided to take a spin through the mountains. as a ‘warm-up’ i did my columbia icefields loop ride.

left calgary around 10am this morning. it was 23 degrees and stayed warm and sunny throughout the day. it was even remarkably warm in the mountains for this time of the year.

oddities:

  • a troop of children walking on the highway by caroline, alberta. they were walking two-abreast and the leader was carrying a 10ft tall cross of some kind. picking up the rear was a priest-like feller. not sure why they would be walking down the side of highway 22. i should have stopped for a photo - something just didn’t look right.
  • discovered that there is a place called ‘westward ho’ in alberta. how can you ride/drive past that sign and not want to yell like a pirate or seafaring bloke - …westward ho. next time i’ll get a picture.

the temperature around the icefields dropped from 24 celcius to 10 in a matter of minutes. it is unbelievable the immensity of the glaciers - they actually cool the air and create unique weather patterns at their base. now that’s power!

saw a whole group (about 50) bighorn sheep, at, you guessed it, the bighorn dam. this is where the north saskatchewan river culminates and begins its journey.

i’m no global warming expert but every year i go through this area the dam is lower and lower. it looks about 1/2 full right now even with the recent dumps of snow. pretty scarry shit, considering this is the place where most of the immediate eastern and south-eastern cities receive their water from.

really nice first ride of the season. i’d like to venture up to jasper for a ride this summer, maybe that will be one of the next full day trips.


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May 10 2008

quick, cold ride…

Published by superfunkomatic under motorcycles

made an attempt at a mountain ride today. the weather promised to be sunny and around 13 celcius. unfortunately, that was not the case. it was bloody cold and windy.

i’d planned to go riding with a few students from my motorcycle training class. their first ride on the highway, stop for lunch, chat, then return from canmore.

when we reached the city limits towards highway 22 the temperature dipped and there was light snow. i’m a diehard rider, but riding at 0 celcius is a bit too cool for my liking.

a quick jaunt to bragg creek for some warm soup and a drink, then we returned home back to the city.

this spring has been pretty disappointing for riding. the weather has been cold and unreliable and we’ve had many late snowfalls. i’ll have to hang in there a bit longer. maybe next friday will be nice enough for a mountain spin.

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